The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Say the drinks are on the house
Invite two of them.
He didn't even finish grad school.
With any luck, right after it finishes college.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.
It was worth a shot.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
For identification.
