When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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You invite two of them.

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It's over, man.

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When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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You're drunk ET, go home!"

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No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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Gas money