To remind them why there's no money in it
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
When your kid sleeps in between.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Because of the towel ban
A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
With his North Pole-aroid.
They handsome money to the cashier
A Buffa-Loan!
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
Remind them that high school is over.
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
Gas money