Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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PayPal

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.