What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Cross country

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

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Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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He was 0K.

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Because they have a tutankhamun!

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Because it's full of bad yolks.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Dementia

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He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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Because it reminds them of home.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.