Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount