Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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They both tend to shoot up schools.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Where's this Ogyny girl at?

I got a knuckle sandwich for her.

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

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What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*