Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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Sheer habit.

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?