Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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Justin Case

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Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.