Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Previous Random Joke Next

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.