Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

California Jokes More California Jokes

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first