What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Little Ceasar Jokes More Little Ceasar Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)