What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter