What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils