Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Cane Jokes More Cane Jokes

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.