Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.