Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
Because they use their head.
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
A sandy hook.
His young'uns
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
A caneless pimp.