Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.