Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!