Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Petroleum

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!