Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!