Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!