Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.