What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

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Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Smart Girl Jokes More Smart Girl Jokes

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!