He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Bernie.
He came to work baked.
A: Pooched.
There was no atmosphere
Because Opey never delivered.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
They use Google Mops.
A tachyon walks into a bar.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
A huge short coming.
Procrasturbation.
