Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.