Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.