Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!