Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.