Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!