Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.