Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!