Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.