Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Previous Random Joke Next
Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Nsa Agent Jokes More Nsa Agent Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.