Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!