Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Siamese Jokes More Siamese Jokes

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.