Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Siamese Jokes More Siamese Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.