What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.