What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm