What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

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Astro-knots.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm