How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.