How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out