Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
Most people miss the twin towers.
You will lose every hand.
He lost his porpoise in life.
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
Too many cheetahs.
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*
This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
The posters
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
reasons unknown
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
