How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.