How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.