How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.