Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!