Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.