Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.