What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)