What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

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Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny