What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.