What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.