Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

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Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)