Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.