Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.