Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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Your fingers.

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Cause he can only move diagonally

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Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites