Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

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What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.