Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"