What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

70 Jokes More 70 Jokes

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

Baked Beans.

Racist Joke Jokes More Racist Joke Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.