What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.