What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.