What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

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When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!