What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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