Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.