He had a bad experience with Windows
The train got windows
The start menu.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
A Dell.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Because it's not Adele
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Blunt trauma.