He had a bad experience with Windows
Because 7 ate 9.
Kurt and Rod
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
Mac in cheese
iDropIt
He had a bad experience with windows.