He had a bad experience with Windows
Because there are no windows!
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Threw his baby out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
A Dell.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
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Blunt trauma.