Bad Experience Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Blunt Trauma Jokes More Blunt Trauma Jokes

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.