He had a bad experience with windows.
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He had a bad experience with Windows
Blunt Trauma
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Threw his baby out the window.
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
They use Force quit.
McBongald's
Joint Family.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.