A Dell.
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A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Because they're not PC.
Because they're not PC
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
In the computerus.
From PC
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it was on old croc.
I know how to turn a PC on.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Too many incompatible drivers.
A Dell
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
He had a bad experience with Windows
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Nobody will look for them.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D
WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.
Because they couldn't get a gig.
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
Sans Sheriff.
A man.
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
He buys a new house.