Pc Jokes

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Bad Experience Jokes More Bad Experience Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.