How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.