How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)