How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

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How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.