How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.