How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.