What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.