What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!