What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

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What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.