What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What was the root of the problem dark ages?

The potato famine.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.