What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.