What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

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What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

What did one shark say to the other?

These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.

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What is Bear Grylls' favourite web browser?

Internet *explorer*!

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.