Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!