Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point