Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!