Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.