What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone