Blind Guy Jokes

How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

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How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute