What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.