What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.