Close the door! I'm dressing!
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
A tire.
A cross-dresser.
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
