What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."