What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Vinaigrette Jokes More Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.