Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed