Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose