Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.