Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.