Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.