Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.