Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!