Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!