Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Why do french tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!