What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.