What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!