What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around