Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!