Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !