The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Yoghurt has a culture.
Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!
Mary Jane dumped him.
Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
A banana in the washing machine.
for 2 weeks.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
