Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.