Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking