Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

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What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.