Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals