Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram