Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ?

Arizona room for one of us in this town !

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!