What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.