What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.