What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails