Square Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Square Dance Jokes More Square Dance Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.