Nap-kin
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He went back to square one....
He was a square.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
Because they were cutting corners.
You square them.
Radical"
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"
Pop-tart.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
You're out of shape.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You're outta line!
hopscotts.
2 squared!
Because its hard to run in squares !
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
Nothing.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
Because he is 2 square.
They were my friends. :(
Sin/Cos
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!
A baked potato.
neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.
English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
Both are yellow and can't drive.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Beer.
Put it in a square cup
A: He was hit by a bus
A: He was striking a happy medium.
