Square Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Square Dance Jokes More Square Dance Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.