What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.