How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.