They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
A fish
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Cell Phones.
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
None - because they were all redskins.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
The old one was made of steal.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
Eventually the baby stops crying