They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
A what?
By long distance.
A: An animal that talks your head off.
One. But he wishes it took two.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
None - because they were all redskins.
High Moon!
Shot in the head in Dallas.
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Eventually the baby stops crying
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
