How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!