How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.