What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.