What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.