What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.